Cellphonitis-B

It turns out a clinic in Lleida, Spain is treating teenagers as young as 12- and 13-years old for “cellphone addiction” .  I kid you not.

Teens ranging from 12 to early twenties have been going through a rehabilitation program to get them to ease up on the minutes and resist the evil evil phone.

Child and Youth Mental Health Centre’s Dr Maite Utgès suggests that teens after spending upwards of 6 hours a day using their cell phone, started to fall back on their schoolwork and even led them to lie to relatives for more phone-card-money. The good Dr. suggested it may take up to a year to fully break these children of their drug - the cellphone ! Say it ain’t so Dr !!

All kidding aside, the addiction is real.

I can so see big Pharma jumping all over this one:

Do you like to talk ? Do you feel the urgent need to call a friend ? Have you ever talked to a friend for more than 30 minutes on your cell phone ?
If your answer is yes to any of the above question you might be suffering from Cellphonitis , a rare but treatable condition.

For the first time ever Mute-x is clinically proven to silence your phone’s addiction ! Taken just twice a day Mute-x is proven to hush you up and drop your cell phone addicition.

Only your Dr. can prescribe Mute-x to you. While rare, reported side effects include death.

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